Yesterday I pulled on my faded blue pin striped jeans that I picked up in Australia what seems like decades ago. Put on my bright yellow Brazilian soul t-shirt and trundled down to Courteney Selous School to see if my name was on the voters roll. Not surprisingly there was a queue. I mean where won’t you find a queue in Zimbabwe. So I sat on an old wooden school bench waiting my turn. I wanted to see if I’d been disappeared. After what seemed like an age and much flicking through of piles of pages, there my name was in its very simple glory.

But not so for Bella Matambanadzo whose very different V Day experience I share with you below.

An unorthodox update on Zimbabwe’s voters roll

I dressed for the occasion.
Put my cute fanny in lace nickers,
Gave my breasts some serious gravity (EJ Win always
says wear new, matching underwear on important days,
that’s why she got me stuff from Bravissimo).

I was already sizzling
Rainbows around my waist, beads, and beads, and beads
of them from Codou and Roses in Dakar.
She’s also sent me incense. Intoxication is critical.
I wasn’t just sizzling, I was leaving a most musky trail.

Layering: Vanila bath what what from Sisonke, coconut
oil something wafting.

Slipped my pink pedicured feet into slinky sandals.
Shells on the rim.
A trade we did with Alice from Rwanda in Zanzibar,
plotting Feminism

Needed some bling. Hooked in amber and silver earrings,
Muthoni Wanyeki style. Off of Biashara
street in Nairobi, necklace from Hope Chigudu, a
talisman from Thailand — Awid, Bangkok, Massage – Men
in our movements, masquerading comradeship, turning our
voice to footnotes.

Pulled back the dreadlocks. One side like Sylvia.
Now the war paint. Eyes the way Jessica Horn taught me -
intense, serious, sparkling. Mac to the Lips – pout,
shimmer, shine: Pat Made put this in my purse (need
to text Thoko Matshe to stop by the counter next time
she’s in London – I got to have another one).

Stand tall like Bisi, this is an election year after
all:

But my name was not there: Not on the voters roll,
where it had been 5 years ago. Vanished. Disappeared.
My name was not there.

Who took my name? I hollered, vagina twitching with
rage. I said – who took my name? Ziii no answer other
than stares of intimidation from some twobit cop
representative of rigging. Txt message to Teresa
Mugadza – most kicking lawyer in Town. Woman wrote
Domestic Violence Legislation surely this is a
piece of cake for her!

Someone took my name Tere I howl, mad as ever. So get
it back girl, she croons. Get it back. You know you
got to vote. Right?

Zimbabwe: hurting and burning. Rage.
Straight up. I am taking it back. And today I am going
back. War clothes and all. This V is my Day.

In January I wrote critically of England’s intention to ban the Zimbabwe cricket team from touring that country in 2008. I’m again completely astounded at the hypocrisy of the British government when it comes to sport and politics. Get your head around this – Britain wants to bar the Zimbabwean cricket team in an effort to send a strong message of rejection and criticism to Mugabe’s totalitarian regime. On the other hand the British Olympic Committee will insist that British athletes sign a gagging order prohibiting them on speaking out on political issues whilst participating in the Olympic Games so that they don’t offend the Chinese government’s sensibilities. Globally there is widespread condemnation of China’s poor human rights record. Olympic Watch cites several key areas of concern including freedom of speech, democratic opposition and torture/death penalty. Both the Zimbabwean and the Chinese regime are subject to strong criticism in these areas. Again, spot the difference. The British government stands accused of out and out hypocrisy and should be held accountable for their fair weather concern for justice. Clearly its a case of trade before fair play when it comes to the Olympic Games in China. Makes you wonder – if Zimbabwe was a strong trading partner of Britain whether Flash Gordon would be kissing Bob’s bum?

Fellow blogger Dewa Mavhinga has discussed Zimbabwe’s unfair electoral environment in his latest postings. Unfair is possibly the wrong word – let’s rather call it completely flawed. Kubatana will be running an SMS Election Information Service during Zimbabwe’s March 2008 election in an effort to keep citizens both informed and inspired. I’ve just been told that both The Herald and The Sunday Mail newspapers have rejected Kubatana’s classified advertisement publicising this service to Zimbabweans. This is just one example of how Zimbabweans access to information is being curtailed.

If this makes you feel agitated and outraged than please email the editors of these two Mugabe mouth pieces and criticise their behaviour. You can reach The Herald at theherald@zimpapers.co.zw and The Sunday Mail at sundaymail@zimpapers.co.zw and to make sure that we record their abuse of power please send a copy to Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights (ZLHR) on: press [at] zlhr [dot] org [dot] zw

Further evidence of the completely flawed electoral process is illustrated in this recent ZLHR communication which I received today.

The administration of elections in Zimbabwe continues to be a monumental joke and the whole process is buried under a mountain of red tape. After we ran an advert in the local press for persons who have been denied access to registration or inspection of voters roll we have been inundated with distress calls from persons who want to inspect/register but denied the right to do so. For most prospective voters, trying to access the voters roll is an adventure whose success is not guaranteed. Even nominees in the forthcoming elections have been denied access and ZLHR have approached the courts for relief. Such developments in our view testify against the conscience of democracy and rule of law.

An analysis of the MDC’s comedy of errors reveals a party leadership that is naive, politically immature and obsessed with getting to state house as an end in itself. Lack of clear leadership and capacity to take advantage of the many opportunities presenting in Zimbabwe for change have left me doubting the MDC’s capacity not only to dislodge the ZANU PF regime from power but also to govern. MDC has earned itself the description of ‘a popular but largely ineffective opposition in Zimbabwe’. The strategies employed to date to oust the Mugabe regime has left many wondering when they will deliver the change promised two parliamentary elections ago. Ineffectiveness suggests use of inappropriate approaches, irrelevant tools and methods (that may have worked in the past but are no longer effective) coupled with poor analysis of the situation and lack of clear direction. As the saying goes, if you continue to do the same thing, you will always get what you have always gotten-in this case defeat. This requires changes in tactics and approaches (zvinoda kuchinja maitiro) as the MDC saying goes. The MDC and ZANU (PF) have failed to move the country beyond their differences and judging by how conflicts have gone elsewhere in Africa, the stalemate can last for decades while people on the ground are suffering.

. . . so says Maggie Makanza in her recent article entitled, The ‘makonifactor’ in the Zimbabwe Presidential race – seeing into the future.

Maggie raises a number of interesting points. Worth noting is her comment on Zimbabweans having an “emotional” attachment to the Movement for Democratic Change which translates into the feeling that one “should” vote for them because they’ve had a long and hard battle against Mugabe and Zanu PF. But Maggie rightly points out that our blind acceptance and support for Mugabe “the liberator” helped establish his dictatorship and landed us in the mess we’re in now. I’ve been interested to note that for many Zimbabweans our politics boils down to the good guys versus the bad guys. Unfortunately that is just not good enough! Zimbabweans across the board need to get more demanding of their political candidates and keep them accountable, before, during and after elections.

Maggie also raises the issue of selfishness and takes the MDC to task for their inability to set aside their differences to present a united front to challenge Mugabe . . .

The issue is not whether the MDC should participate in elections or not as asked elsewhere. They are damned if they do, and damned if they don’t following a comedy of tragic errors in the Mbeki brokered negotiations with ZANU PF and self-centredness shown through its recent failure to unite the splintered Tsvangirai/Mutambara factions over a mere 20 seats in parliament. I also read elsewhere that sitting MPs in the Tsvangirai led faction will retain their seats and not contest primary elections. Perhaps they do not understand the very democracy that they are fighting for. While Zimbabwe is burning, they haggle over 20 seats in parliament and are interested in protecting their positions, so what is the difference with ZANU PF?

Read the full text of her article here and also check out our special index page of aggregated information on Zimbabwe’s forthcoming elections.

The only people who don’t seem vaguely fazed by Simba Makoni’s election bid are the beauticians in Cleopatra’s Beauty Parlour next to my office. They seem to have fallen asleep face first in their towels. Yesterday, a friend of mine called Anna, told me that its a good thing that Simba is posing some sort of challenge to Mugabe because, in her words, “Mugabe is an old man and doesn’t listen to the people”. There’s truth in that.

Speaking of people I’ve just been surprised to read that 15 members of Women of Zimbabwe Arise (WOZA) were arrested whilst waiting to book into Meikles Hotel. Apparently the WOZA activists had come to Harare for the People’s Convention being co-ordinated by various civil society organisations. Quite honestly, I was astounded that WOZA were booked into a 5 * hotel. OK, its not that I expect social justice activists to rest their heads in some flea pit of a backpacker’s hostel on Herbert Chitepo Avenue. But choosing to spend their donor dollars on 5 *s makes me question how in touch with the people the organisers of the People’s Convention really are?

Kubatana regularly receives quality contributions which we often publish as opinion on our web site. Dewa Mavhinga, a researcher for the Zimbabwe Human Rights NGO Forum in London, shares his thoughts with us (below) on Zimbabwe’s forthcoming elections and reaffirms what we all know: the problem is the electoral playing field!

It is interesting to note how the candidacy of Simba Makoni as an independent in Zimbabwe’s presidential elections has triggered a flurry of comments and emotion. It has been seen as a beacon of hope, a reason to vote in the 29 March elections. The challenge is that Simba Makoni’s candidacy does not alter the unequal electoral playing field. Zimbabwe has not embraced standards and principles that enable the country to run a credible, free and fair election. The country’s voters’ roll is in a shambles, constitutional amendment 18 introduced 90 more constituencies whose boundaries people know little of. Democratic space has all but disappeared, airwaves are still a monopoly of the ruling Zanu PF party, Zimbabwe still does not have an independent daily paper and it is common knowledge that food distribution is on partisan lines.

It is not as if Morgan Tsvangirai failed to defeat Mugabe in the 2002 elections, what happened is that the election was stolen by Zanu Pf through its manipulation of state machinery. Therefore, Simba Makoni may very well be a darling of voters but that is not enough. In Zimbabwe it is not the vote that matters, but the counting and he who controls state machinery determines the outcome of any election. Focus for us Zimbabweans should not be on the candidates as such, but on whether or not an election in Zimbabwe at present is capable of reflecting the wishes of the people and whether or not the Zimbabwe election complies with minimum SADC standards and guidelines for the conduct of free and fair elections. Civil society in Zimbabwe should continue to demand respect for human rights and the opening up of airwaves and fundamental reforms in key governance and electoral institutions. For instance, the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission (ZEC) must be revamped and be made totally independent, the Registrar General, Tobaiwa Mudede must not have anything to do with the running of elections and all candidates and political formations must have unfettered access to the electorate.

Without adequate reforms in Zimbabwe’s electoral process it would be difficult for Zimbabwe to avoid the Kenya route. As long as Zanu PF has a monopoly of access to State TV, Radio and newspapers, and as long as Zanu PF denies opposition and independent candidates access to all corners of Zimbabwe, then the outcome of March 2008 elections is already known. The significance of Simba Makoni’s breakaway from Zanu PF is that, in the likely event that Zanu PF rigs elections and claims victory in March 2008, Makoni will hopefully group together with disgruntled elements in Zanu PF and with opposition forces, to challenge Mugabe and insist on a level playing field. Makoni may also be able to persuade South Africa to call a spade a spade and condemn electoral theft by Zanu PF.