A friend and I were in Harare city centre on Sunday lunchtime and decided to have a toasted sandwich at Meikles Hotel which, I think, has  5*s. But after sampling both their toasted ham and cheese sandwich and their service, I reckon they’ve slipped a notch or 2. You’d expect something a bit delicate and classy (even if its a toastie) in a 5 * hotel but what got served up was anything but. I’m wondering if the lack of tourists to Zimbabwe have contributed to letting the standards in our hospitality industry slip. Perhaps they’ll get kicked into shape with the thought of potential revenues coming in from the World Cup 2010. If standards across the board, and that includes the rehabilitation of Zimbabwe’s infrastructure like roads, traffic lights, street lighting, water provision and refuse removal, don’t get revved up then Zimbabwe isn’t a very attractive base for tourists and teams to use. Perhaps this is a good time for Zimbabwean citizens to lobby or even, (gasp) protest, for an improvement in our living conditions because usually the men in power don’t give a twaddle about stuff like this. Going back to Meikles, they could learn a thing or two from a small unpretentious 3 * hotel in the Avenues that serves up cheaper and more tasty sandwiches. There’s also no worry about indigestion brought on at the Meikles by a prominently displayed presidential portrait.

I tell you I have tried, tested and proven that what Jesus said is true. He was not telling a lie, he was truly speaking from experience and for the first time I sympathize and empathize with the Lord Jesus Christ. The past week I have been sent out to do a survey on vendors. When I was given locations to do the research I marked Mount Pleasant as one place that was going to be a one-stop shop for me. Mount Pleasant is like home to me although I don’t stay there anymore. Stay with me now and let me explain. I was sent to ask routine questions on vendor experiences and when I saw the questions I felt that my former home location would be the place of a great harvest of information. It is hard to speak to a perfect stranger and start explaining yourself to them. So when I went to Mount Pleasant I was very confident I would get pretty good answers. You see in my mind I was thinking I have bought tomatoes and veggies in this place for well over four years and it wont be so difficult to ask my a.b.c. Questions. Well I was wrong. The minute I said to the ladies at the msika could I please ask these simple questions on how you operate it was as if I had opened a can of worms that was waiting to burst. The ladies started shouting at the top of their voices “… if you don’t pay money we are not saying a word to you, does this thing have money, we don’t do things for mahara here.” As a woman on a mission I tried to reason with them. I asked that if I was to return to work and tell them that there are some ladies who want money how much would they want. Wait a minute – this a classical answer from one of the ladies “… how much do you want to pay us, coz kusina mari ha pana zva tiri ku taura.” My simple reaction to this was to ask again how much they would want to be paid. At that time I felt exactly the way Jesus felt when he went to Nazareth and was asked if he was not the son of the simple carpenter and why he had come with such a project of calling souls to the Kingdom of Heaven and what benefit he was to them. The words he spoke gave me the strength to leave that place and go to a location that appreciated what I was doing just like he went to the next town and performed even greater miracles. I went on and spoke to more people than the few ladies I found in Mount Pleasant. A prophet is appreciated anywhere else but his hometown.

Rural women in Zimbabwe contribute immensely to the economic development of the country through agrarian development both at subsistence and commercial levels.  Women make up the largest proportion of farm laborers and their role in utilizing land through crop production, livestock care for the sustenance of families can not be undervalued.

The recently held National Constitutional Conference on Women’s Access and Control of Land and other Natural resources was a crucial event as the majority of rural women in Zimbabwe (86%) depend on land for their livelihoods. Women from different parts of the country converged in Harare to review the current status and challenges faced by women in land ownership, access and control in Zimbabwe. The Conference agreed that Section 23 of the current Constitution needs to be repealed as it permits discriminatory customary laws that limit women’s ownership, access to and control of land.  It was also agreed that The Rural Land Act and the Agricultural Land Settlement Act must be amended to provide clear, non-discriminatory criteria for the allocation of resettlement land.

It is disappointing to note that women continue to have limited access to and control over land, a key productive resource for women’s empowerment. Despite their contribution to food security for the nation, women own fewer productive assets than their male counterparts.  As noted by the Ministry of Lands and Rural Resettlement during the conference, the majority of women with access to land do so through marriage. In communal areas, women do not own land in their own right but through their husbands. As a result of this limited ownership of land, women derive fewer benefits from proceeds of their labor and have no decision-making power in the household. In most instances, cheques for farm produce sales that are in the name of male landholders have been spent without the spouse’s involvement.

Patriarchy plays a huge role in undermining women’s rights to land and other natural resources. Men dominate land redistribution structures like land commission and committees and tend to allocate land to fellow men during land distribution exercises. There is need to revisit the key procedures in land allocation to ensure non discrimination of women.

If Zimbabwe is to meet the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs), in particular, Goal 1, to eradicate extreme poverty and hunger, women’s rights to land should be prioritized. As an agro based economy, there is need to ensure equity between women and men in the allocation of productive resources. Government’s commitment should go beyond simply putting policies but monitoring how women’s ownership and control of land and other natural resources is taking place on the ground.

The law is silent about witchcraft yet people believe that it exists and is affecting them on a daily basis. In Zimbabwe for example, more than ninety percent of the people believe that their lives are in one way or the other being tampered with through witchcraft. However once one claims to have been bewitched by someone the present law punishes the victim and does not bother to establish fact from the allegations. This points to a view that there is no such thing as witchcraft. Surprisingly people are losing their wealth, beasts, goats and cash through community cleansing activities, like trough the Tsikamutandas, other traditional healers and prophets.

Now that the country is running towards a democratically made constitution, what will people say with regard to witchcraft? Will the law still be made to remain silent about this issue? If not, who will be empowered to physically preside over such offenses created in the spiritual realms and be assured to live there after?

The problem is how to prove the allegations of witchcraft beyond reasonable doubt. Whereas a postmortem can prove a case of murder, no technology can prove witchcraft activities. Even if three n’angas are consulted, they never agree among themselves. Some think that the n’angas are to blame for all the cases around witchcraft as they are the suppliers of the magical tricks. Should the law ban the n’angas then? To what extent have the n’angas contributed to moulding the present day Zimbabwean culture?

Some feel that it is high time the constitution of the country does something about witchcraft because of all the stories around like people seen with goblins, naked and performing unfamiliar rituals and some killing each other on allegations of bewitching one other.  Some feel that witchcraft is of the spiritual world, and no earthly law can stop or regulate it unless spiritual means are employed. This gives rise to the question of how the so called n’angas and prophets who see beyond the naked eye are important in the present day society.  What about the role of the church?

Will all people join the debate?

As Robert Mugabe celebrated his 86th birthday yesterday, we sent our SMS subscribers this text message:

Kubatana! What gift do you think Mugabe should give Zimbabwe on his birthday? SMS back or email info@kubatana.net Replies will be put on www.kubatana.net

We received over 200 replies, with the vast majority of responses saying that the best gift Mugabe could give the country is his resignation.  We share the responses here:

• Voluntary resignation.
• No gift at all except talking about GPA and economic hardships.
• Freedom to choose on these issues: Gono, Tomana, Bennett and children’s right to education.
• Mugabe should simply abdicate, resign and relinquish from power as a gift to Zimbabwe. Yes political power is sweeter than just power. Taneta naye isu.
• Announcing a principled successor
• Statement of resignation.
• A RESIGNATION would be the most invaluable gift the man can ever give Zimbabweans.
• The announcement of his retirement from politics with effect from 28 February 2010.
• A resignation.
• Mugabe should simply resign because at 86 he has even lost memory. That’s the best present he could give Zimbabwean people.
• Retirement. The best gift Sekuru can give Zimbabwe is retirement.
• I don’t think Mugabe has anything to give Zimbabwe on his birthday other than stepping down to pave the way for new and capable blood.
• His death will be a proper one.
• Give other players in the political front a chance.
• Mugabe must just resign from politics.
• He must step down, that’s a very special gift to Zimbabweans.
• His retirement.
• Pay civil servants what they deserve.
• Maybe he may resign because he is now too old to rule the country.
• Resign.
• He should hand back sovereignty and rule of law.
• The best gift Mugabe should give Zimbaweans is by showing them his back for the sake of progress.
• He should resign.
• To save his face, Mugabe must pronounce his resignation to the people of Zimbabwe as a gift of his birthday!
• Retirement and respect children’s rights to quality education, health, etc.
• New set of balls.
• He should step down for the good of the nation.
• Resignation letter.
• Poverty, hunger and more suffering. Or a knobkerrie to finish off Zimbabwe. This is only what Mugabe can give to Zimbabweans on his birthday.
• He needs to give us an encouraging message about AIDS.
• Announce his retirement from politics so the country can move forward. They have played their part already.
• Unite and be proud of our own country.
• Exit.
• Stepping down from the presidency
• An apology for his violent rule
• He must quit politics.
• He wont give anything
• RESGNINATION, STEPPING DOWN
• The only gift mugabe can give is retirement.
• Retire
• Mugabe shld giv the pple of Zim their sovereignty that was taken away on the ballot.
• Freedom and true empowerment
• his retirement
• Democracy, independence and respect.
• His resignation
• He should give independence as a gift to zim.
• He should retire from politics for zvimba gwereza
• Owning up that he has destroyed Zimbabwe through his leadership! He must resign! That would be a great gift to the nation!
• HE SHOULD RETIRE
• He shld resign and retire. thts a gift 4 the whole country
• What d w expect  other an’ misery@perhps poverty again
• Money for Drought relief and freedom.
• There’s no gift bigger than resigning to the able boded.
• To give power to Hon MORGEN RICHARD STVANGIRAI as a gift.
• Retirement
• The gift of retirement!
• His resignation!
• HE SHOULD RETIRE THATS THE BEST GIFT WE CAN EVER WANT(CHARMAINE)
• resignation
• He must give us a chance to write a free constitution without his party’s interference.
• Retirement
• Retirement
• Should tell us when he is going to retire we are sick and tired of waiting for this great day on earth
• He should graciously step down.
• Only to retire
• He must give back the presidential powers to the president of Zimbabwe Hon. SAVE MORGEN TSVANGIRAI as a gift us people of Zim.
• THE MUGABES GIFT TO ZIM IS ONLY SHOUT OUR PRESIDENT R.TSVANGIRAI
• To retire
• The only gift that we can openly accept is resigning
• I thing he is going to give maize seed.
• He should give zimbabwe his resignation
• Cde Mugabe  must  give  enough  salaries  and  allowances  to  all  state  workers   thanking  God   for  long  life  he  lived
• HE IS GOING TO ANOUNCE THAT HE WILL NEVER CONTEST AGAIN .HE IS GOING TO RESIGN
• Retirement will b the best gift! There is nothing sick lyk overstaying ur welcome.
• RESIGN
• He shud retìre
• A resignation surprise
• Freedom
• To retire and concentrate on farms Dairy farming (Gushungo dairy)
• His resignation could be a fitting gift for a start
• Announce retirement date
• He should resign from politics.
• A realistic understanding of the plight of the majority
• Bob shld tender his resignation to Zim as a present.
• He must just understand his people and also end the ongoing talks by surrendering his powers
• To increase civil servants salarys up to 500us per mth as a minmum
• HE SHOUKD STEP DOWN AS PRESIDENT OF ZIMBAAWE AND THIS WIL B TGE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT 4 ALL ZIMBABWEANS
• Retirement
• He should give a gift of step down
• his resignation
• He must give power 2 Tsvangirai and è rest of zimbabweans.we need è same thing as wat mandela did 2 SA.thanx 4 gvng me é opportunity.
• An artwork of a Zim like cake wth dilapidated infrastructure,  emaciated people,  decapitated & tortured limbless masses; wth Mugabe wishing many more years.
• Mugabe must retire and hang himself as a gift 2 zim on his birthday.
• The BEST gift Mugabe should give ZIM is to surrender this country to the peoples choice ‘chingwa chevana.’ Enough is enough.
• Mugabe should give back democracy as a present to the pple of Zimbabwe.
• He must give the nation a retirement package ez early ez sunday morning.
• Retirement & take the advisory position to the Presidium.
• Resignation from power & politics or an apology on the oppression from his brutal rule.
• Conclusion of all outstanding GPA Issues
• Love every Zimbabwean and not members of party only
• Best present mugabe can give zimbabwe is his resignation
• Retirement
• His resignation would be a good start for a present
• The best gift for Mugabe to give Zimbabweans and be respected is to quit his position and let Zimbos decide the next leader Mkanya
• Retire because of old age.
• To resign and go to gushungo estates
• Mugabe holds hunger n deaths in his handz.He shld take opportunity to thank morgan who rescued him frm being killed by his own thugs. Power hungry mgabe shld now go n rest to his rural zvimba home.
• His resignation!
• Peace, rule of law and a resignation letter
• Exit package
• Apologise 4 misgovernance start 2 democratise n step down
• Mr Mugabe should give Morgan Tsvangirai the presidential sit of our beloved country
• Give the people of Zimbabwe the Zimbabwe & the civil service what they are worth decent working & living condition & a salary stop looting our resources
• balooning civil service w gabage most important retire 2dy.
• Give zim to president tsvangirai  and free benet .
• He must resign & give chance 2 others.what wil surprise he is going 2 crictise, speaking nonsence abt targeted sanctions& blame MDC_T. 4 Resign totenda dzamwa dzaswera nebenzi .happy birthday 2 him may god gives him many more years akazorora AMEN
• Political retirement for Zimbabweans to be able to progress
• The greatest gift he can give is telling pple when is he retiring
• he shld give the country back to zimbabweans
• 1. RESIGN AND LEAVE MORGEN IN POWER.2. GIVE CIVIL SERVANTS $600 USD
• step down and free zimbabwe
• HUNGER AND STAVETION.
• He should quit and rest because he is old.
• Mugabe should resign 2 save Zim.
• MUGABE HAS NOTHING TO GIVE ZIMBABWE ON HIS BIRTHDAY
• STEP DOWN.
• The best gift Mugabe has to give is a resignation message to the people of Zim
• his slow painful and humiliating death
• State house. We nèd 2 put our president there
• SUCESSOR
• He should give ZIMBABWE BACK TO THE PEOPLE!
• To give  civil servants money and resign
• Nothing but only his bone mealp
• gift of peace, unity, anti-corruption & freedom of expression to fellow zimbabweans.
• He should anounce his emideate resignation not only from presidency but from politics
• Gve more money to civil servants
• His appearance at the ICC.
• RETIRERING FROM THE POLITICAL LANDSCAPE
• Leave office and concentrate on prayer for  NATIONAL RESTORATION  if he  HEARTILY  loves  us.
• Right to choose without intimidation
• Nothing (gift) he can give Zimbabwe
• His life bcz we dn’t wnt 2celebrate it again
• Nothing touchable but his good 4 nothing lies
• Zim-dollar, loadshedding,  gala & high rates on electricty, water bills. Also return P.O.S.A.
• Mugabe must step down, never to be seen again near ZIMS political circles thats wat we want
• Mugabe should allow handover takeover with Morgan.
• RETIREMENT
• He should honour the agreements of the G P A
• The best gift is to resign or give us a nearby date for his resignation.
• The only gift which he has and wil always promise zimbabwe is non other than abject poverty.
• Let Mugabe give Zim the vital gift
• Personally, id like to wish our president a happy birthday and the best gift he could give our beloved Zimbabwe is Freedom!
• His retirement before the next election.
• His retirement wld be the best
• 2 KOL IT QUITS
• A BREAK.
• His resignation!!!.
• The best gift would be him announcing his retirement wth immediate effect!
• Resign as Zimbabwe’s President.
• Limiting our years.Coz we are starving & he is enjoyin @ é expense of us.
• Resignation
• He should resign from politics.
• HE SHLD CONTINUE TO GIV GUD GOVERNANCE, SO THAT WE ZIMBABWEANS WIL LIV WITH INFINITY JOY.
• Life. Our people need to be people. We need to be able to be proud again. But we need life to enable us to live. We need to have hope.
• Retiring from politics and gvt.
• The most precious gift that Mugabe shld to Zimbabwe on his birthday is to step down.
• He should fulfill the GPA
• He must resign
• He should retire from being the country’s president Great king Elie
• Commitment to fulfil the GPA in full so as to bring true democracy in Zimb. If should announce his retirement from active politics.
• Resignation
• He greatest gift he can give Zimbabwe is of stepping down as President of this country
• stepping down as president
• mugabe must resign i think its a very good present
• Genuine love
• Stepping down is the only gift mugabe should give zimbabwe on his birthday
• Our rights
• Mr Mugabe should resign on his birthday as our gift as ZIMBABWEANS.
• Democracy and respect is all we want.No one is bigger than Zim, Mugabe included
• He should leave office chete as a gift to the country.
• the grtest gift he can 2 zim is 2 surender his office key 2 MDC-T.
• A WELL DESER VED BIRTHDAY PRESENT 4 BOB 2 THE NATION IS 2 RETIRE.
• Nothing.
• Retirement and permanent exile abroad and maybe buy himself a grave in malasia or china
• He give the speech only.
• A resignation
• The biggest gift is resignation from presidency. Zim will celebrate with him
• Announce his immediate retirement
• Mugabe should resign on his birthday, and let M.D.C.T.rule.
• $100 to each citizen
• Retirement letter
• New busses
• Retirement. Please pass on the baton. This is a relay.
• To give isu mapenjeniya mari
• To step down and watch from the terraces.
• To resign.
• Fulfillment.
• Resigning!
• Freedom
• Fulfill all GPA outstanding issues.
• To retire
• 86TH ANNIVERSARY GIFT TO THE NATION BY MUGABE IS TO RESIGN AS A PRESIDENT. SURE RESIGN FOR ECONOMY TO PROSPER!
• Give back all he has looted and stashed away including farms etc – that includes his cronies as well and PLEASE GO!
• The gift of his retirement.
• I think a casket would do as a 86th birthday present. In African society buying someone a casket (bhokisi) as Shonas would call it – show great love. Last respects are very important in any society. In any case he has killed many people, and it is his time.
• He should resign
• Nothing new, maybe retirement
• He must retire forthwith and go KwaZvimba to enjoy his booty from 30 years of pillaging the Zim economy. There he’ll inevitably hear the calling to join his ancestors
• He should retire
• Retirement letter
• Bobo must tell people of Zim about his exit plans he can’t tell us to obey to our parents whilst he is the problem, he too has failed to listen to our plight to leave the country.
• The best gift he can give Zimbabweans is to retire from being President and spend time at Gushungo Farm
• Should go and rest kwaZvimba till death do us part
• The old man should just retire and give others a chance

Isn’t that what the Indigenisation and Economic Empowerment Regulations are supposed to do? Give back the means of production the dispossessed and economically disempowered to its rightful owners? So why does this Act sound like a fraud? In a recent article Dr Alex Magaisa points out the fallacies of this Bill.

Much like the Land Redistribution Programme which after ten years of inane political rhetoric and ‘bumper’ harvests that left supermarket shelves empty, I predict this bill will fall into that pile of so-so ideas that are poorly executed. Or rather bad ideas that only benefit the politically powerful/able/active. While this Bill follows after the fashion of the Foreign Equity policies used in Asia; it falls short of the checks and balances used to encourage foreign investment while at the same time following their principle of indigenisation. This Bill is nothing more than a myopic ‘Look East’ policy. It will not change the lot of the ordinary man on the street. As it is, all three parties constituting the Government of National Unity have failed to correctly administer the resources that we do have. We even have Ministers who are not ashamed enough to at least loot those resources in secret.

Moreover, why plunder the few companies remaining that are gingerly limping towards recovery? Why not ease the current draconian legislation? and, in the event that our Legislature is feeling particularly energetic, why not create laws that encourage innovation and the creation of new businesses and industries in Zimbabwe if for no other reason than to have a bigger pool of companies to steal from…I mean regulate. I’m no economist but it seems to me that if there are more businesses to tax, there will be more revenue collected by Zimra. Then our politicians can make their money the old fashioned way, by looting Government coffers.