Two chaps from two totally different backgrounds found themselves back in Zimbabwe in the past couple of weeks.

One was a guy who toiled at the once glorious and well paying NRZ but left the misery of unpaid labour and headed for South Africa a couple of years ago. The other, a wise guy who has seen the world as a journalist, public relations guru, university lecturer and everything else in between and went to Botswana looking for a piece of that Khama wealth.

When the NZR guy came through, he had on his mind returning to his former job seeing he was missing home rather too terribly. He has some job in SA and looking at him, I thought he must be better off than he was back in the day as a railwayman.

He looked fit, his skin was “ruddy” and was generally clean, leading me to conclude that the grass sure must be greener on the other side. But here he was saying he had in mind settling back home and living the rest of his life to the fullest.

He made rounds to meet up with erstwhile work colleagues to get the pulse of what has been happening, who died, who got promoted, who left the country, who ran off with somebody else’s wife, you know the usual stuff old friends talk about.

That’s when his dream of a blissful return to the motherland disappeared.

His NRZ buddies told they hadn’t been paid literally for years and were only continuing with the humiliating and tedious trudge to work because they had nowhere else to go. If you quit this job, where the fuck are you going to get another one seeing it is only the streets doing the hiring? Bulawayo industries have become ghost towns, everyone who is unemployed is selling something, what are YOU going to sell? Thus it was decided that it was better to continue going to work for no pay because one day a miracle would happen and the NZR would give them a year’s salaries in back pay!

If only that were not the apotheosis of naivety.

You see, the railwaymen did not have to tell him he was better off in a foreign land: he could tell this himself, and all the dreams of working for the prosperity of his country disappeared. And so it was that as I write, he is buried in his work somewhere in South Africa working for that country’s prosperity!

Now, to the other fella from Francistown, Botswana.

This chap says he wanted to contribute to the growth of the Botswana economy by registering his outfit as a legitimate potential contributor to the GDP, but Batswana red tape got him steaming through the ears.

He says he was told it was difficult to see how his proposed business would contribute to the Botswana economy, and in frustration, he shook the dust off his sandals and returned to Zimbabwe, rather reluctantly it would appear.

And now back to the motherland, he has to start afresh and chase the American greenback by meeting all sorts of characters he never imagined he would ever meet. Because American greed has landed on these shores and claimed permanent residence, this chap has a lot of navigating to do before his fiscally immoral compatriots fleece him of his hard earned cash and get him on the move again, this time: DESTINATION UNKOWN.

Granted, this chap would rather share his skills with our neighbours where the pickings reportedly come in bucketfuls, but as the Fates would have it, he finds himself right where he started. Yet the two chaps present two narrative strands that converge somewhere on the rainbow. These are patriots who, all things being in order, would earn a living here, watch their children grow, watch them bring forth grandkids and just enjoy being sons of the soil.

But yet here they are as grown men running around chasing the Devil’s coin all over the show like horny cockerels chasing after pullets. There is a lesson there. You figure it out.

In what could be a genuine job action the situation has been hijacked and manipulated by politicians who are trying to play saint and take advantage of the poor? Protests by mine workers in South Africa have given a new lease of life to the country’s political spent forces such as the former ANC Youth league leader. The expelled African National Congress Youth League leader Julius Malema has been addressing striking miners, urging them to go on work stoppages so that the government can hear their demands. The former youth leader has been on record calling for the nationalization of mines in South Africa. After getting the boot from the youth league Malema has been working tirelessly to destabilize the government of President Jacob Zuma.  Recently he addressed a group of soldiers in move that can be deemed to be treasonous acts in other countries. One wonders whether the South African constitution allows any civilian to be called in to listen to armed forces’ grievances and comment on the government. Or maybe Malema and the soldiers were just exercising their right to freedom of expression and assembly as enshrined in the constitution. The precedent set by Malema when he addressed soldiers set alarm bells on the need for security sector reforms on the African continent.

Dodged by controversy throughout his political career, Malema was quoted in the press in 2008 saying, “”We are prepared to take up arms and kill for Zuma.” But in a turn of events it seems like he is now plotting to use the arms against a democratically elected government. This should be seen as an example to young people to be wary of politicians who would use them to perpetuate violent acts for personal gain.

The president of South Africa Jacob Zuma has been framed again in another painting on show in Cape Town at AVA gallery. In the painting Zuma is dressed in traditional wear with his privates exposed. The artist, Ayanda Mabulu, titled the painting Umshini Wam (Weapon of Mass Destruction). To him it’s dedicated to the miners who died. It intends to strip Zuma of his suit and tie and bring him to the level of ordinary people who suffer daily according to the report in The Star. The artist claims that the painting did not show a lack of respect for Zuma saying:

“He is not naked; I did not paint him with an uncircumcised penis. This is a metaphor that shows he is not a boy; he is a man, an elder, a father, a leader … Through this painting, I respectfully, as one of his children, ask my father why he is starving us. Why he is negating his duties to his children, the citizens of South Africa.”

The effects of forced migration due to economic and political crisis which affected the country a couple of years ago will soon become apparent in this year’s national population census. According to figures on the IndexMundi website, Zimbabwe’s population as of 2011 was estimated at around 12 084, 304. This figure may  be subjected to debate with some suggestions of figures around 15 million including those in the Diaspora.  The demographic changes are mainly attributed to the socio-economic and political crisis the country has faced in the last decade and this has resulted in mass migration of Zimbabweans to neighboring countries such as Botswana and South Africa with others going as a far as Europe and America. Census figures are vital to national planning and some development agencies rely on the figures for their development activities.  It is almost a decade now since the last census was held in the country and the Zimbabwe National Statistics Agency (ZIMSTAT) is preparing to embark on the enumeration exercise in August this year. This year’s census is the fourth since the country attained its independence from Britain. The first census was held in 1982 and the others were held at ten-year intervals.  ZIMSTATS recently came under attack for failing to publicize the event, which is estimated to cost $39 million dollars. Last year the organization received vehicle donations from the US government to be used in reaching remote areas when carrying out the national census and other surveys.

Banner at the World Refugee Day commemorations in South Africa.
Photo credit: PASSOP

Faced with the world’s worst economic crisis and currently experiencing political uncertainties, Zimbabweans can still afford to be happy. More than our neighbors in South Africa, with Botswana occupying the last position. This is according to the recent 2012 Happy Planet survey.

“Even South Africa’s embattled northern neighbour, Zimbabwe, has a better outlook, being in 115th position, with Ethiopia 94th. Botswana occupies the bottom ranking.” – Sunday Times.