http://www.kubatanablogs.net/kubatana/steps-to-becoming-a-good-commuter-omnibus-driver/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=steps-to-becoming-a-good-commuter-omnibus-driver Kubatana.net speaks out from Zimbabwe Tue, 03 Dec 2013 13:53:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5 http://www.kubatanablogs.net/kubatana/steps-to-becoming-a-good-commuter-omnibus-driver/#comment-195530 Nikola Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:14:30 +0000 http://www.kubatanablogs.net/kubatana/?p=4294#comment-195530 Great idea! Now here’s how to get a good German busdriver:
1. Arrive at the bus stop at 9.32 and don’t wait a minute longer for a passenger runnig towards the bus, close the doors just in front of their nose.
2. If you need a bread, close the doors, even if it is freezing cold outside and don’t let the waiting people in. Open the doors at 9.31.
3. Never play music on the bus.
4. Don’t smile.
5. Don’t speak even if you’re spoken to.
6. If you speak, then only to give orders: STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR.
7. Break strongly whenever you can, so that people tumble towards you.
8. Don’t let people get off the bus through the front door, even if they’re just standing there. It is not allowed, so you don’t allow it either.
9. You never stop when there’s no bus stop.
10. There is no 10. In German buslines there is always a missing number in the system. Yes, we also need some little rebellion.

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